This has to be real, I found it on the internet!

Letter Sent By College Student To His Dad

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

Even more things to neglect updating...

Hello, faithful believers!

I thought I'd try a Stan Lee greeting, but I don't feel it suits me.

I haven't updated much, probably because I figured I didn't have much to update about. Oh well. After talking with some friends, I decided to start (yet another) new blog, this one specifically dealing with my encounters with people while working nights at Speedway.

These are truly unique. It seems every time I pop in and visit someone I've got all sorts of strange stories, and they are all completely true.

This blog will attempt to chronicle those strange stories. I hope to post in it every morning when I get home from work, so that it will be fresh in my mind and easier to type.

The new blog is titled "Humanity on the Clock." I hope to continue it even when I'm no longer at Speedway, as it is always worthwhile to make observations about people while you're at work. I don't think it will be as interesting once I stop working nights, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.